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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Let’s say you have 3 separate manuscripts and send 1 of them to 12 different agents (4 read same copy). Now let’s say 2 agents each liked separate manuscripts and want to move forward. What would you do as far as transparency and negotiation?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Ford recalls 1M vehicles over backup camera glitch - MLive.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Red Sox trade pitcher recently designated for assignment - MassLive

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Average penis size has increased — and Ozempic could be to blame, experts say - New York Post

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?

No way

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Marines in LA as ICE protests spread to more U.S. cities: In photos - Axios

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Maybe not best, but Sounders are most fitting MLS Club World Cup representative - Sounder at Heart

Then came..

So they tried

No, not a chance

Who are the main characters of Family Guy, American Dad, and King of the Hill? Who are the recurring characters of family guy, American dad, and king of the hill? What changes will be made in all 3 shows?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Fed interest rate decision looms as battle over cuts takes surprising turn - TheStreet

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